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All Occasion Card 556
Smart guys got us into this. Maybe pixies will get us out.

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All Occasion Card 532
If you're not willing to humor cats, you might as well stick to dogs.
Terry Teachout (b. 1956)

Photo: Christine Guinness

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All Occasion Card 485
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Robert Heinlein (1907-1988)

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All Occasion Card 475
I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Arnold Schwarzenegger (b.1947)

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All Occasion Card 467
You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
Variations attributed to the great Anon.

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All Occasion Card 454
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Mary Wilson Little

Photo: Brian Saunders

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All Occasion Card 453
Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.
Sir Rabindranath Tagore (1881-1941)

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All Occasion Card 448
Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.
Lois L. Kaufman

Photo: Paul Duckworth/Marion Duckworth Smith

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All Occasion Card 438
You can do anything in this world if you're prepared to take the consequences.
W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)

Photo: Susi Eggenberger

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All Occasion Card 432
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)

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All Occasion Card 427
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888)

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All Occasion Card 425
If I had my life to live again I would make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968)

Photo: Marion P. Wolcott

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All Occasion Card 420
An old friend never can be found; and he cannot easily be lost.
Dr Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

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All Occasion Card 411
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
James Herriot (1916-1995)

Photo: John Drysdale

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All Occasion Card 406
No man is ever old enough to know better.
Holbrook Jackson (1874-1948)

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All Occasion Card 405
The joy that isn't shared dies young.
Anne Sexton (1928-1974)

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All Occasion Card 404
Predicting the future is easy. It's trying to figure out what's going on now that's hard.

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All Occasion Card 403
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1834-1872)

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All Occasion Card 402
Love is two minds without a single thought.
Philip Barry (1896-1949)

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All Occasion Card 372
There is no need to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp (1908-1999)

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All Occasion Card 365
The more a photograph tells you, the less you know.
Diane Arbus (1923-1971)

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All Occasion Card 362
The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.
Anne Swetchine (1782-1857)

Photo: Sheldon Secunda

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All Occasion Card 360
Life is not a spectacle or a feast. It is a predicament.
George Santayana (1863-1952)

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All Occasion Card 312
Life is short. Live it up.
Nikita Kruschev (1894-1971)

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All Occasion Card 307
Vitality! That's the pursuit of life, isn't it?
Katharine Hepburn (1907-2003)

Photo: H. Armstrong Roberts

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All Occasion Card 282
Those were the days.

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All Occasion Card 94
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Mark (Samuel Clemens) Twain (1835-1910)

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All Occasion Card 15
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

Photo: Jim Dratfield/Paul Coughlin

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